College Education….And We Get This
This is what Max has selected to wear to sports day today. I gather he will be aiming for best costume and any novelty events. If Cathy Freeman can win an Olympic gold medal in a suit, so can Max.
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‘Air Max’…..Shooting For The Stars
Very impressed with Max Partington and his freshly honed basketball skills. After waiting many weeks for his his new basketball ring to be assembled, and paving to be done to give him a flat area to practice, he is now killing it! Max has put the hours in and now mastered some amazing offensive moves and is extremely hard to defend. His shooting has improved out of sight and his defence is really taking shape. Now that he is playing Under 18’s (at age 13), he will learn to throw his…
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Feisty Fred – Shooting from the Hip
MORE QUOTES FROM FRED ( the 94 yo grumpy bastard with dementia at the nursing home) Brett: How ya going today Fred? Fred: Up the sh*t if you really wanna know! Fred: that woman over there is the most hated woman in this place. I am going to go over and shoot her in the face one day! Brett: How ya going today Fred? Fred: Not good at all. I am feeling crook. I am dizzy and I feel like I am swimming in a pool of shit Fred: she is…
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12 Inches of Temptation
Our youngest 12yo son ‘ Casanova Max’ is up to his old tricks again. We received the text below from Max in regard to breaking Rule 34a of the School Student Code of Conduct. Max had breached the 30cm student ‘exclusion’ zone by stealing hugs at lunchtime with one of the young ladies. I like the way he pleads ignorance to breaching the rule when less than 24 hours before he told us the rule and was proudly boasting of 4 hugs in a lunch session. We are getting real value…
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Max is at it Again – He’s Single!
Casanova Max is at it again! This is Max’s Instagram account profile. Hold yourselves back ladies…Max has posted his current status as ‘single’. Thought this was funny from a 12yo:-)
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Max Leaves Note to Parents
Reply Letter to my 12yo son Max!: Dear Max, I have spotted your note on our home office door and I cant believe I actually didn’t disturb you on your holidays as you must be so busy “livestreaming” (whatever that is?). I gather you are burning up our family internet data allocation and putting load on our modem etc making every electronic device in the house run slow. We can no longer download movies on Apple TV anymore due to all the rubbish (games) you and your brother are putting…
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Max Strikes Again . . . This time with Siri
I fell asleep for 30 minutes and my son Max got hold of my phone and re- programmed my personal Siri settings for my name. This means that every time I use Siri, she calls me “Bollocks”. He decided to try and better it later on, and used “Hairy Testicles”. Gotta love 12yo boy humour!
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Court Out Again – Partington’s Try to Stay Out of jail
Just spent the morning in court! Don’t panic…I just took my 12yo son Max in to watch some cases being heard in relation to drink driving, meth amphetamines, police pursuits etc…as a “learning experience”. I highly recommend anyone with teenage kids to take them in and watch the process. Max learnt so much in an hour that he could write a novel about it, and will never drink and drive. To see the offenders and how the court deals with the cases is incredibly powerful! ( much more fun than…
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XXX Gift is Too Clean for My Liking
2014 Grinch Report: Thought I was off to a flyer when all my gifts were signed XXX (Triple X). It was not to be however, and I received an updated model of my ear, nose and eyebrow trimmer. Thanks Santa! ….point taken!:-) PS- thankyou to my 12yo son Max who woke me up at 6am by sticking his fingers in my eye sockets and lifting my eyelids whilst saying “Wake Up Dad it’s Xmas!!!”…great start to the day!:-) Have a good one people. Woodside Grinch
Read MorePartington Boys – Spinning into 2015
Congratulations to all the kids who have recently graduated and are leaving their primary schools etc. Well done to all the kids who received awards, became captains and achieved academic and sporting excellence through their early years on their journey to adulthood. Special mention must go to the ‘Partington Boys’ from Woodside who spent their last day of school making a name for themselves by discovering the game ‘spin the bottle’ ( for kisses on the cheek) and giving out ‘free hugs’ to the ladies. Mum and Dad are very…
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