New Gym Craze Sweeping Adelaide – Sneak Preview
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Gym Junkie Entrepreneur Michael ” Shannas” Shanahan has just invented the latest exercise craze to hit Adelaide Gyms.
Indoor Kite Flying or “Poser Posturing” (as it is called by many) was captured on hidden security cameras last night at Jetts Gym at Glen Osmond.
Mr Shanahan said “This new low impact exercise allows maximum ‘hang time’ in the gym where I can strike an ‘extreme sport’ pose to gain maximum attention from the gym chicks! The only muscle it is actually working is the lips, but gives the impression you are getting a solid sweaty all-over workout”
It has been reported that Shanahan has developed the “Jagger-Like” pose to showcase his buffed physique to the local ladies whilst remaining dry & sweat free so he always ‘looks his best’.
Shanahan believes his “package” is visually enhanced by the exercise as the female eye is naturally drawn to the pelvic area due to the magnificent shapes he creates as he violently swings & flys around the room.
To receive a sneak preview of Shanahan’s favourite poses – email him at :
michael@flyingtossbag.com.
