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When at the beach you put your keys/ phone inside your shoe and hide it under your towel and think no one will find them.

Before starting a fist fight you ask a question like ” do ya wanna go??”

You wipe your dirty knife back in the margarine after spreading toast

You lick the underside of the lid on your cornetto

You put salt and pepper on your meals before you work out whether it is required

You call people ‘mate’ mainly because you can’t remember their names

You do not have a clue what the 2nd verse of our national anthem is

You give all your friends a nickname by shortening it,. Eg Bazza, Shazza, Johnno

You roll your pale ale before drinking it

You become real friendly and get real chatty at the men’s urinal.

You know all about the horses and jockeys on Melb cup day

You can take the cap off a stubbie without an opener

You say “cheers” to say thank you even when you don’t have a drink in your hand

You use the ‘stab and tear’ method on the silver foil on the milo tin

You can’t be bothered putting the new toilet roll on the holder

You make a ridiculous comment when farting -eg ‘ bit more choke and that woulda started” or “better out than in”

You have a coat hanger for a car aerial, and usually in the shape of a Map of Australia

You take extra long showers in a hotel room or gym

When having Vegemite and butter on biscuits eg Ryvita with holes, you have to squeeze it to make small Vegemite worms