Dementia 

Feisty Fred – Shooting from the Hip

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MORE QUOTES FROM FRED ( the 94 yo grumpy bastard with dementia at the nursing home)

Brett: How ya going today Fred?
Fred: Up the sh*t if you really wanna know!

Fred: that woman over there is the most hated woman in this place. I am going to go over and shoot her in the face one day!

Brett: How ya going today Fred?
Fred: Not good at all. I am feeling crook. I am dizzy and I feel like I am swimming in a pool of shit

Fred: she is a triple murderess that bitch over there. I wanna just punch her in the moosh. (mouth)

Fred: how are all you c*@ts then? (Ahhhhhhh!!!!)

Fred: go and get stuffed you silly old tart!

Fred: why don’t you just drop the thing in the damn hole you cheating bastard?!!!.( while playing inside golf)

Fred: why do you keep playing these games everytime I am asleep?….(Brett: it’s 2pm Fred!)

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