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Bushrangers are the New Black

I never thought I would see the day an online store ( The Iconic) would be catering for young bushrangers. I know fashion changes and is cyclical but I do not really feel comfortable wearing a metal can on my head to work! Talk about marketing to a niche market….what about !’Mr Simple’ who is so simple he doesn’t have a shirt or belt, but has the airbrushed abs. And what about ‘Shaggy’ down the bottom? Flashing his “I don’t care about anything” shag pile, designer stubble and “Whateva!” hunched…

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Waiter!…There’s a Penis in my Coffee

Now I am not being Homophobic at all, but is Campo’s Cafe serious with this offering? I don’t remember ordering a ‘knob-a-cino’ 🙂 Then again maybe they are decorating their coffees according to the customer types that enter ???…lol After doing some research into this bizarre coffee decorating I found that my design had indeed been done before in a number of shapes and sizes.

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Footloose Fashion Flop

         Just because it’s friday – I thought I would share my final FASHION FLOP so I can close that chapter. The year was 1984 and I foolishly wore a red suit to my High School Formal because I had just watched the movie ‘Footloose’, wanted to stand out on the dance floor ,and thought I could pull off the ‘Kevin Bacon’ look …… Upon reflection 31 years later….What a BLOODY IDIOT! I have posted a pic without my date in the same photo to save her…

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New Craze . . .Next Suburb Camping

      HATE CAMPING? . . .Try this idea for your next family holiday. My kids were hounding me to take them camping and as you can imagine we have had many camping disasters in the past. Tents that won’t go up, noisy neighbours, BBQ’s out of gas etc. Why not try NEXT SUBURB CAMPING? This concept has the essence of actual camping with the convenience of staying home. I was living at Rostrevor at the time and ended up taking the family all the way to Windsor Gardens…

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Nude Up People . . . Just Wear a Helmet

    This weekend in Melbourne hundreds of cyclists will get their ‘kit off’ to raise awareness for “dooring”. This is when you park your car and forget to look for cyclists riding past in the bike lane and they have an unfortunate collision with your door. I have seen this happen first hand on a recent trip to Brunswick Street ( Melb) where a lad was badly injured. Whilst I believe we need to change our behaviour in regards to motorist/cyclist safety to prevent accidents , I do find…

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