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My name is Brett Partington and I am from Adelaide, South Australia. I am a fashion retailer who enjoys meeting people from all walks of life. I have a passion for music and play drums in a 10 piece band called ‘The Holeproofs’.

I am a unique character who loves a good story and am intrigued by people from all walks of life.This section is a collection of stories and posts all about me and what happens as I go about my day. I will always keep it real and write from the heart. I usually find the funny side in most things, but sometimes have something serious to say. I like entertaining and engaging people and I hope this blog does also.

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Watch your language Mr Geek!

March 21, 2015July 30, 2016 Brettback end, geek0 comment

One of the computer techs for our online store was remotely dialling into the computers to gain access to troubleshoot a problem today . I was on the phone to him at the same time when he caused me to feel rather disturbed. Brett: “So are you ready to gain access to the system?” Geek: “I am just going into your ‘back end’ now so I can fix you up”. *as if this initial exchange wasn’t bad enough….. Brett: “how come you dropped out?” ( the connection) Geek: ” I…

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My Dental Nightmare – 4 Wisdom Teeth Extracted

February 21, 2015July 30, 2016 Brettdentist, wisdom teeth0 comment

*Warning – Do not read this story unless you have a strong stomach Dentists and I have a long history together and I have certainly contributed to their wealth over the years, as I have had so many dental procedures in my never ending search for the perfect smile.You know you have had plenty of work done when the dentist brings his colleagues into the room to check out all the work that has been carried out. I am a walking dental museum I guess you could say. I have…

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My First Night as a Barman – A Complete Disaster!

February 17, 2015July 30, 2016 BrettBull & bear, pub0 comment

I was living in a high rise apartment in Carrington Street in the city and needed a 2nd job. I approached the husband of one of my Dad’s staff at the time, who happened to be the Manager of the Astor Hotel & Bull & Bear Hotels. I got the job and was given a 2 minute crash course on how to hold a tray and how to pour a beer by my mentor Grant. He is a no-nonsense guy with a very dry sense of humour and was the…

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Diary of a Rhinoplasty (Nose Job)

February 14, 2015July 5, 2016 Brettbroken nose, operation, rhinoplasty0 comment

*WARNING. . . This story is only for those with a strong stomach. I broke my nose when I was playing basketball in the Under 16’s for Sturt and have always had breathing trouble ever since. After years of torment, especially during hayfever season, I decided to do something about it. I went to a highly recommended surgeon in Hutt Street and discussed my options. Besides fixing my breathing I could also make my nose smaller if required. I chose to have everything reduced proportionately a ‘smidge’. On the day of the operation in…

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The Masters Apprentices – Plenty of Connection

February 5, 2015July 4, 2016 Brettmasters apprentices, timbersnakes0 comment

This article has been saved since the late 80’s and is a treasured piece of memorabilia. I am a big fan of the Apprentices as they were an Adelaide Band that has produced 5 successful albums through the 60’s and a friend of mine Meg Tilbrook, is the daughter of band member Peter Tilbrook. I also have another connection in that on my 40th birthday party my parents sneakily arranged for original bass player, Gavin Webb to attend my Western party at the Charleston Hotel and had him jam with my…

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Beatlemania Changes Adelaide Forever

February 5, 2015July 4, 2016 Brettadelaide, Beatles, centennial hall0 comment

Here’s one for the Beatles Fans…. I was doing a night of house sitting in a very expensive townhouse on the outskirts of Adelaide many years ago. This framed piece of red cardboard was on the wall, so I took it off and snapped a quick pic. It was signed after the Beatles had partied with the occupant on 13/6/64. I was in awe at the time actually holding this unique piece of musical history. I have never been tempted to steal anything before…until now! (but of course I didn’t). Man,…

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Gurus …..Grinding On….30+ Years

January 17, 2015September 11, 2016 Brettbrad shepherd, Dave faulkner, drums, guitar, Gurus, hoodoo gurus, Mannum0 comment

The Hoodoo Gurus are now unquestionably . . . Australian rock royalty. They have earnt this title on their jouney from garage band to pub band to legendary status. I have seen them play so many times, both locally and interstate that I could not even imagine what that number would be?.The Gurus have inspired many a budding musician to take up their craft, and potentially blow up their amps or smack their skins into oblivion. Dave Faukner is the mainstay with his prolific songwriting ability and onstage banter coming…

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Strap in Folks . . .Brett’s Blog has Arrived

January 16, 2015September 11, 2016 Brettblog, partytimes0 comment

‘Party Times’ is the name of my blog and contains all my rants and ramblings. Check it out now! Click on the ‘Home’ tab to find more stories. Need a laugh?…Check out my fave comedy videos as well (videos tab)

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Man Heaven on Holidays – Metro Cafe

January 13, 2015September 11, 2016 Brettbreakky, metro, mount gambier, mt gambier0 comment

‘Man Heaven’ on holidays: Late breaky at Metro Cafe(My Gambier), Ipad, Large Coffee, Eggs Benedict. Music in ears. Oh….and no kids!

Does This Describe Me in 2015? – Check Out My Stars

January 11, 2015 Brett2015, astrology, Gemini, horoscope, stars, traits0 comment

Gemini Characteristics…pretty close to the mark! Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listener. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.…